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  • Anonymous 7:04 pm on May 30, 2008 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: waiting   

    (Heard by people in the lobby while I was complaining about an upgrade)

    Me: I don’t want to spend Friday night waiting for some dude to call!

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  • Anonymous 5:33 pm on July 7, 2002 Permalink | Reply
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    DEM0NH00D: pretty cheap
    averybridgette: whats cheap
    averybridgette: your prostitute?
    DEM0NH00D: yeah
    DEM0NH00D: she fell apart
    DEM0NH00D: i was disappointed
    DEM0NH00D: couldn’t even get my money back
    averybridgette: at least you have the sheep
    DEM0NH00D: i mean, that was bus fare
    averybridgette: and your handcuffs
    DEM0NH00D: the sheep will never leave me
    DEM0NH00D: because i have the handcuffs 🙂

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  • Anonymous 6:16 pm on June 1, 2000 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: ,   

    Tobin: Mmm, dick bread.

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  • Anonymous 11:16 pm on March 28, 2000 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: ninja   

    Sean, while wearing black clothes, hockey skates and a ski mask: “This is what’s called my friendly look. I think it says ‘Hey, I’m approachable.'”

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  • Anonymous 4:17 pm on January 7, 2000 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: love, shoes   

    Alex: Is it possible to fall in love with something you’ve worn on your feet?
    Cause that’s what I’m feeling right now.

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  • Anonymous 8:22 pm on April 20, 1999 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: money   

    Naseem:  I don’t cost any money.

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  • Anonymous 12:23 pm on February 1, 1999 Permalink | Reply
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    Christine- I recognize you by the shape of your chest.

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  • Anonymous 8:25 pm on November 27, 1998 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: computers,   

    Christy: i don’t believe in human contact. that’s why i work in a computer lab.

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  • Anonymous 4:24 pm on November 19, 1998 Permalink | Reply
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    Anonymous: Oh yeah. It’s time to put the beast back in bestiality.

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  • Anonymous 10:26 pm on October 24, 1998 Permalink | Reply
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    Debbie: What do you think about Brazilian nuts?
    Christy: I don’t know.  I never had a Brazilian.

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  • Anonymous 11:27 am on September 1, 1998 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: gimp   

    Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp,
    Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp,
    Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp,
    Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp,
    Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp,
    —Christy

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  • Anonymous 5:28 pm on July 12, 1998 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: diapers,   

    Sometimes I wish I wore diapers. — Christy

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  • Anonymous 11:29 pm on July 1, 1998 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , story   

    (excerpt from the critically acclaimed short, “NeXT Storage: The Velvet Underbelly”)

    Sean: You were sitting on the beach. Reading?
    Christy: Well, yes. I was searching for the intellectual short beachgoer…
    (time passes)
    Christy: He was suckling the child to his womb.
    Sean: So then he was kind to small children? Wait. That’s disgusting!

    -Anonymous

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  • Anonymous 4:31 pm on June 23, 1998 Permalink | Reply
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    USER: I am having problems with my email.
    MIKA: What is your address?
    USER: 6### Del Playa.

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  • Anonymous 12:32 pm on June 19, 1998 Permalink | Reply
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    Email from user:

    From:      *******@mcl.ucsb.edu
    To:        lopaka@mcl.ucsb.edu
    Subject:   Help

    How do I send an email?

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  • Anonymous 11:33 am on June 19, 1998 Permalink | Reply
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    USER: Who is ‘Login’?

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  • Anonymous 2:34 pm on June 16, 1998 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , motivation,   

    SCs:  “We need motivation.”
    Andy:  (with his mouth full)  “Hey, I’m eatin’ here.”

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