(Heard by people in the lobby while I was complaining about an upgrade)
Me: I don’t want to spend Friday night waiting for some dude to call!
(Heard by people in the lobby while I was complaining about an upgrade)
Me: I don’t want to spend Friday night waiting for some dude to call!
DEM0NH00D: pretty cheap
averybridgette: whats cheap
averybridgette: your prostitute?
DEM0NH00D: yeah
DEM0NH00D: she fell apart
DEM0NH00D: i was disappointed
DEM0NH00D: couldn’t even get my money back
averybridgette: at least you have the sheep
DEM0NH00D: i mean, that was bus fare
averybridgette: and your handcuffs
DEM0NH00D: the sheep will never leave me
DEM0NH00D: because i have the handcuffs 🙂
Tobin: Mmm, dick bread.
Sean, while wearing black clothes, hockey skates and a ski mask: “This is what’s called my friendly look. I think it says ‘Hey, I’m approachable.'”
Alex: Is it possible to fall in love with something you’ve worn on your feet?
Cause that’s what I’m feeling right now.
Naseem:Â I don’t cost any money.
Christine- I recognize you by the shape of your chest.
Christy: i don’t believe in human contact. that’s why i work in a computer lab.
Anonymous: Oh yeah. It’s time to put the beast back in bestiality.
Debbie: What do you think about Brazilian nuts?
Christy: I don’t know. I never had a Brazilian.
Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp,
Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp,
Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp,
Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp,
Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp, Gimp,
—Christy
Sometimes I wish I wore diapers. — Christy
(excerpt from the critically acclaimed short, “NeXT Storage: The Velvet Underbelly”)
Sean: You were sitting on the beach. Reading?
Christy: Well, yes. I was searching for the intellectual short beachgoer…
(time passes)
Christy: He was suckling the child to his womb.
Sean: So then he was kind to small children? Wait. That’s disgusting!
-Anonymous
USER: I am having problems with my email.
MIKA: What is your address?
USER: 6### Del Playa.
Email from user:
From:Â Â Â Â Â *******@mcl.ucsb.edu
To:Â Â Â Â Â Â Â lopaka@mcl.ucsb.edu
Subject:Â Â Help
How do I send an email?
USER: Who is ‘Login’?
SCs:Â “We need motivation.”
Andy:Â (with his mouth full)Â “Hey, I’m eatin’ here.”
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