Sarah: Nothing takes the romance out of a moment like stepping on a slug.
(runs off into the bathroom to wipe off her foot)
Sarah: Nothing takes the romance out of a moment like stepping on a slug.
(runs off into the bathroom to wipe off her foot)
tobin: i found a cuban in my mom’s underwear drawer once.
Christy: Ew! There’s hair in my private time soda!
Christy: “I really wish there was meat in donuts. I really want a slab of meat and I don’t know why.”
(excerpt from the critically acclaimed short, “NeXT Storage: The Velvet Underbelly”)
Sean: You were sitting on the beach. Reading?
Christy: Well, yes. I was searching for the intellectual short beachgoer…
(time passes)
Christy: He was suckling the child to his womb.
Sean: So then he was kind to small children? Wait. That’s disgusting!
-Anonymous
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