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  • Sean 8:07 pm on November 17, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: buzzkill, gross   

    Sarah: Nothing takes the romance out of a moment like stepping on a slug.

    (runs off into the bathroom to wipe off her foot)

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  • Sean 10:31 pm on March 21, 2002 Permalink | Reply
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    tobin: i found a cuban in my mom’s underwear drawer once.

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  • Sean 5:06 pm on March 2, 1999 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: gross, soda   

    Christy: Ew!  There’s hair in my private time soda!

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  • Lambert 11:40 pm on January 8, 1999 Permalink | Reply
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    Christy:  “I really wish there was meat in donuts.  I really want a slab of meat and I don’t know why.”

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  • Anonymous 11:29 pm on July 1, 1998 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: gross, story   

    (excerpt from the critically acclaimed short, “NeXT Storage: The Velvet Underbelly”)

    Sean: You were sitting on the beach. Reading?
    Christy: Well, yes. I was searching for the intellectual short beachgoer…
    (time passes)
    Christy: He was suckling the child to his womb.
    Sean: So then he was kind to small children? Wait. That’s disgusting!

    -Anonymous

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