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    (while discussing the FDA’s new power over cigarettes)

    Sean: They should separate the Drugs from the FDA. They should just do food.
    Brian: Right, so what does the FDA even regulate now?
    Sean: Things you put in your mouth?
    Brian: Bah. They should be the Food and Dick Administration.
    Sean: Uhh…
    Brian: Wait, not that I put those in my mouth!

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      Posted by: Sean 3:10 pm on June 12, 2009 | Tags:   
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    Sean (said with a lilting lisp): “It’s a sandwich from Turkey Island. It’s a magical place where turkeys roam free and then turn into sandwiches.”

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      Posted by: Sarah 8:19 am on June 9, 2009 | Tags: magical, sandwiches, turkey   
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    Me: “Fuck! I just cmd-Q’d firefox on accident AGAIN!”
    Sean: “You should look into smaller fingers.”
    Me: “Are you saying I have fat pinkies!”

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      Posted by: Sarah 11:01 am on June 4, 2009 | Tags: pinkies   
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