Monthly Archives: September 1999

P E N I L E

Sean (age 22): How do you spell “senile”?

Randall: I go to Raging Waters every other friday to relieve myself

Alex: I’ve got spider radar, I’ve got spi-dar.

Jen: I fall down… with alarming frequency.

Billy: Hey, that rhymes! Netstation location; what’s your function. That should go in the quotes page.

Jennifer: I wouldn’t force any leprechaun on anyone until they were drunk and passed out on the floor.

Lora: You lose when you touch yourself. Billy: Yeah, it’s not good to touch yourself.