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  • Sean 12:57 pm on May 19, 2006 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , drunk, john candy,   

    (search queries)

    sean: ah, here’s one of yours: cool runnings plot point
    jen: wait, they were searching for ANY plot point?
    sean: yup. and THREE people searched for that so far this month
    jen: fucking awesome! you don’t know what # you were, by any chance?
    sean: shows up as #2 on mine
    sean: only being beaten by the fucking IMDB ENTRY
    jen: clearly there isn’t enough discourse going on regarding the plot of Cool Runnings.
    sean: you have the Jamaican power jen!
    jen: i do! i totally do!
    jen: did you know that in lieu of pay, John Candy actually worked for scotch?
    jen: so those scenes where he looked hung over, he was actually hung over. he worked Method.
    sean: i would say that sounds like an excellent plan, but he also died on the set of a film
    jen: well, sometimes you sacrifice all for your craft.

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  • Alex 7:19 pm on February 23, 2000 Permalink | Reply
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    Sean: Hello, this is professor klumfudder. i would like to file a complaint about one of your student presentors for my class. i think his name was Tommy Square or something. the point is, he came into the presentation stinking ass drunk. he slurred his speech, and when one of my students asked what your open hours were, he proceeded to moon them and slap his ass, saying “Here’s yo open hours ya dirty bastard!”

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  • Sean 7:00 pm on September 5, 1999 Permalink | Reply
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    Jennifer: I wouldn’t force any leprechaun on anyone until they were drunk and passed out on the floor.

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