::While walking single file up a path::
Max: Sara you dropped…
Sara: Is there something wrong with my ass?!
Max:…your cigarettes.
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Billy
Billy:It’s 3:30 the backside is closed by now.
Wes:The backside is always open for business! -
Sean
“It doesn’t really matter to me, just as long as it’s tight on my ass.”
- some college girl in a laundromat, referring to god knows what
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Sean
(As we view Wes from the car behind, he takes the opportunity to meticulously adjust his leather jacket while at a stop light on his motorcycle)
Sean (in flighty Wes voice): Oh my, does this jacket make my ass look big?
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Alex
Sean (reading upsetting new additions to quotes page): Let’s see… a couple fucks, a few shits, and a silly ass in a pear tree.
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Alex
Sean: Hello, this is professor klumfudder. i would like to file a complaint about one of your student presentors for my class. i think his name was Tommy Square or something. the point is, he came into the presentation stinking ass drunk. he slurred his speech, and when one of my students asked what your open hours were, he proceeded to moon them and slap his ass, saying “Here’s yo open hours ya dirty bastard!”
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Alex
Andy: A piece of ass is always sweet.
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Jen
Josh: Sean, do you personify yourself through Mr. Happy?
Sean: No….
Jennifer: Does that mean Sean has an ass button?
(A few minutes later.)
Sean:I don’t have an ass button. Mr. Happy doesn’t have an ass button.
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Christy
I like cheese that tastes like ass.
-Debbie
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