Tagged: ass Toggle Comment Threads | Keyboard Shortcuts

  • Max 4:32 am on August 18, 2007 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: ass, smoking   

    ::While walking single file up a path::
    Max: Sara you dropped…
    Sara: Is there something wrong with my ass?!
    Max:…your cigarettes.

    VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast)
     
  • Billy 11:52 am on January 18, 2005 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: ass,   

    Billy:It’s 3:30 the backside is closed by now.
    Wes:The backside is always open for business!

    VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 7.0/10 (1 vote cast)
     
  • Sean 1:49 pm on May 9, 2001 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: ass, ,   

    “It doesn’t really matter to me, just as long as it’s tight on my ass.”

    • some college girl in a laundromat, referring to god knows what
    VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast)
     
  • Sean 6:44 pm on April 9, 2001 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: ass   

    (As we view Wes from the car behind, he takes the opportunity to meticulously adjust his leather jacket while at a stop light on his motorcycle)

    Sean (in flighty Wes voice): Oh my, does this jacket make my ass look big?

    VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast)
     
  • Alex 9:51 pm on March 20, 2000 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: ass   

    Sean (reading upsetting new additions to quotes page): Let’s see… a couple fucks, a few shits, and a silly ass in a pear tree.

    VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast)
     
  • Alex 7:19 pm on February 23, 2000 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: ass, ,   

    Sean: Hello, this is professor klumfudder. i would like to file a complaint about one of your student presentors for my class. i think his name was Tommy Square or something. the point is, he came into the presentation stinking ass drunk. he slurred his speech, and when one of my students asked what your open hours were, he proceeded to moon them and slap his ass, saying “Here’s yo open hours ya dirty bastard!”

    VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast)
     
  • Alex 2:44 pm on December 21, 1999 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: ass,   

    Andy: A piece of ass is always sweet.

    VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast)
     
  • Jen 8:50 pm on April 2, 1999 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: ass,   

    Josh: Sean, do you personify yourself through Mr. Happy?
    Sean: No….
    Jennifer: Does that mean Sean has an ass button?
    (A few minutes later.)
    Sean:I don’t have an ass button. Mr. Happy doesn’t have an ass button.
    (Pauses for thoughtful ponderance.)

    VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast)
     
  • Christy 3:00 pm on July 28, 1998 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: ass   

    I like cheese that tastes like ass.
    -Debbie

    VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
    Rating: 0.0/10 (0 votes cast)
     
c
compose new post
j
next post/next comment
k
previous post/previous comment
r
reply
e
edit
o
show/hide comments
t
go to top
l
go to login
h
show/hide help
esc
cancel