Steve: I’m drowning in worcestershire sauce! Jen: Delicious death. Steve: Delicious like a foxburger!
Monthly Archives: June 2005
Modern Medical Science
(while discussing medical form letters letting you know if A) [ ] you’re going to die from a horrible disease or B) [ ] it’s not a tumor) alex: that’s be great if the ‘x’ that marks the box was kind of in two boxes and you weren’t sure what the diagnosis was. sean: “damnit. …
High School Teachers Tho…
(overheard outside a restaurant) Man: Nah, it won’t work out. Preschool teachers never give you a happy ending.