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  • Sean 1:51 pm on March 11, 2009 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: overheard,   

    (an asian sorority is giving out fundraiser fliers for Panda Express.)
    (meanwhile, in line)

    Girl (eyeing form in boyfriend’s hand): Do you really want to give them 20% of your money?
    Boyfriend: Hmm?
    Girl: You know. (whispers) The asians.

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  • Sean 1:08 am on May 13, 2007 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , overheard, semen   

    (as a Gunther concert lets out and the crowd disperses)

    Random Male Student: I’m not sure yet. He did ask me to taste his semen.

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  • Sean 11:27 pm on February 27, 2006 Permalink | Reply
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    (overheard on campus)

    Woman 1: It was the cat’s meow!
    Woman 2: I thought it was the cat’s pajamas.
    Woman 1: The cat’s vagina?
    Woman 2: Yeah, that’s totally it.

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  • Sean 9:36 am on June 17, 2005 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: overheard, teacher   

    (overheard outside a restaurant)

    Man: Nah, it won’t work out. Preschool teachers never give you a happy ending.

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  • Sean 12:54 pm on May 31, 2005 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: overheard, up your ass   

    (overheard while eating lunch)

    Guy 1: I mean, you can stick a lit cigarette up your ass and nothing will happen.
    Guy 2: Well, you might get burned.
    Guy 1: Sure, but the filter should help with that.

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  • Sean 1:49 pm on May 9, 2001 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , , overheard   

    “It doesn’t really matter to me, just as long as it’s tight on my ass.”

    • some college girl in a laundromat, referring to god knows what
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