(while perusing an upcoming movie sequel site) jen: “Charlie’s Angels 3 is going to be a lot more like the TV series. And I am absolutely thrilled that my good friend John Travolta is going to have a cameo role!” jen: that screaming sound you hear is my brains exiting my skull at high velocity. …
Monthly Archives: January 2006
This Job Pay Much?
topic: computer job interview questions Jen: “Uh huh, it says here that you used to intern at Bell Labs. Tell me, what do you think about head?” “Personally, I love it. Think about it all the time. Right now, in fact. So, you have two years of database experience?” and later “How do you handle …
But I Did Get Lobster
Sean: I was very excited to learn that I didn’t get crabs from that prostitute. Jen: I’m taking that out of context.
Bad Prancer
Mika: So I told them Sean had questionable breeding. Sean: Oh. Wait, what?! V: He’s not a dog Mika! Jen: You’ll never get Best In Show now Sean. I’m sorry.