Ron Silver Abortion

jen: I wonder if there’s any way we can ensure that we stay on top of the Ron Silver Abortion game.
jen: which would be an awesome, yet deeply disturbing, home game.
jen: the object of the game is to not roll Ron Silver.
sean: the packaging would be….outstanding
sean: “i rolled an abortion! i get to move past time cop and go directly to the west wing!”
jen: but if you roll snakeeyes, watch out! detour into schlocky B vampire movie!
sean: “crap, mistaken for dennis miller. go back 3 spaces!”
jen: this is one of those times when i wish i knew more about ron silver.
jen: of course, at all other times i’m glad i don’t. yet…
sean: i’ve pretty much exhausted my knowledge of him. we’d have to make up the rest to fill out the abortion game.
jen: personally i can’t get over the idea of rolling a Ron Silver, then having him roar into your living room to perform an abortion
jen: although that would probably only happen in the commercial. at the end they’d have to put a disclaimer: “Ron Silver does not actually roar into your living room to perform an abortion.”
jen: also in this scenario, for some reason i’m thinking of Al Pacino instead of Ron Silver.
sean: hooooha!
sean: now that’s an overly enthusiastic abortion
jen: I was very excited to learn I wasn’t going to get an abortion from Ron Silver.

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