Chris: I should totally rent a midget! Max: You can’t “rent” a midget. Chris: Can I rent a dwarf? Max: You can’t rent people. Chris: I’ve been to Thailand, yes you can.
Monthly Archives: March 2009
Who’s the Lettuce
Christine: I can drive. Sean: Cool. Christine: So it’ll be you, me, Paka, Vince and Brian in my car. {Vince walks up} Christine: I’m gonna be in a man sandwich all day! Vince: What the hell!
They’ll Spend it on Math!
(an asian sorority is giving out fundraiser fliers for Panda Express.) (meanwhile, in line) Girl (eyeing form in boyfriend’s hand): Do you really want to give them 20% of your money? Boyfriend: Hmm? Girl: You know. (whispers) The asians.