Jen: i think we have plans to go look at cars Sean: babymobiles? Jen: REGULAR CARS Sean: dodge minivan complete with a BABY ON BOARD placard Jen: eat ten dicks Sean: that’s so many. i’m not even hungry Jen:well you should have thought of that before you got all smarty on me now you got …
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Clerking
opening presents Dad: It plays DVDs and CDs. Tessa (reading box): It does 400…..dicks. Uh, I mean discs! Steve, Anna & Max (at once): In a row?!
Oddly Shaped Richard
Tessa: you’re such a prick! Max: I am not, I’m only a pretend one. Tessa: So does that make you a dildo?
Private Parts, Second Class
Steve H. : Sgt. Dickerheimer just picked Matt up. Jen: Tell me that’s not really his name. Steve: Nah, its Hollinger or something. But I liked Dickenheimer better. Jen: It’s a good one.