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  • Sean 1:46 pm on July 21, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , guts, lunch   

    (employee trying to upsell additional items at a chinese restaurant)

    Employee: Would you like our bbq chicken?
    Beth: Is it white meat or dark meat?
    Employee: It’s teriyaki!

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  • Sean 12:49 pm on June 3, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , , lunch, sandwich   

    Jen: i think we have plans to go look at cars
    Sean: babymobiles?
    Jen: REGULAR CARS
    Sean: dodge minivan complete with a BABY ON BOARD placard
    Jen: eat ten dicks
    Sean: that’s so many. i’m not even hungry
    Jen:well you should have thought of that before you got all smarty on me
    now you got ten dicks and they ain’t gonna eat themselves
    which reminds me it’s time for me to go get a sandwich
    Sean: haha dick sandwich
    Jen: hey whatever helps you get the dicks down

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  • Sean 11:35 am on July 16, 2002 Permalink | Reply
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    (around lunchtime, in two different locations)

    alex: man i’m so hungry
    sean: so hungry you’re hungy eh. i should make me a samich
    alex: then feed it to me
    sean: my cable modem does not support the food protocol
    alex: stupid cox.
    alex: i ate a pizza over dsl the other day
    alex: it was digilicious

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