(employee trying to upsell additional items at a chinese restaurant)
Employee: Would you like our bbq chicken?
Beth: Is it white meat or dark meat?
Employee: It’s teriyaki!
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Sean
Jen: i think we have plans to go look at cars
Sean: babymobiles?
Jen: REGULAR CARS
Sean: dodge minivan complete with a BABY ON BOARD placard
Jen: eat ten dicks
Sean: that’s so many. i’m not even hungry
Jen:well you should have thought of that before you got all smarty on me
now you got ten dicks and they ain’t gonna eat themselves
which reminds me it’s time for me to go get a sandwich
Sean: haha dick sandwich
Jen: hey whatever helps you get the dicks down -
Sean
(around lunchtime, in two different locations)
alex: man i’m so hungry
sean: so hungry you’re hungy eh. i should make me a samich
alex: then feed it to me
sean: my cable modem does not support the food protocol
alex: stupid cox.
alex: i ate a pizza over dsl the other day
alex: it was digilicious
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