(employee trying to upsell additional items at a chinese restaurant) Employee: Would you like our bbq chicken? Beth: Is it white meat or dark meat? Employee: It’s teriyaki!
Tag Archives: lunch
Dick Panini
Jen: i think we have plans to go look at cars Sean: babymobiles? Jen: REGULAR CARS Sean: dodge minivan complete with a BABY ON BOARD placard Jen: eat ten dicks Sean: that’s so many. i’m not even hungry Jen:well you should have thought of that before you got all smarty on me now you got …
Mustard Bandwidth
(around lunchtime, in two different locations) alex: man i’m so hungry sean: so hungry you’re hungy eh. i should make me a samich alex: then feed it to me sean: my cable modem does not support the food protocol alex: stupid cox. alex: i ate a pizza over dsl the other day alex: it was …