(Tyler enters the bar, covered in a layer of sweat from dancing for hours at a club) Christine: Tyler, you’re really sweaty. Tyler: Christine, you DON’T want to have sex with me. My wife has to hold up dish towels to my face when we do it because I sweat so much. *shocked pause* Tyler …
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Seven Days
(most of us had recently seen the new movie ‘The Ring’) lopaka: …7 days… sean: cleaning a broom closet takes…7 days jen: dissolving a body in acid takes…7 days lopaka: 1 week is … 7 days jen: 7 hours at work feels like…7 days sean: the common cold can last…for 7 days jen: lopaka, what …