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  • Sean 3:19 pm on June 26, 2008 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: sex, sweaty,   

    (Tyler enters the bar, covered in a layer of sweat from dancing for hours at a club)

    Christine: Tyler, you’re really sweaty.
    Tyler: Christine, you DON’T want to have sex with me. My wife has to hold up dish towels to my face when we do it because I sweat so much.
    *shocked pause*
    Tyler (gesturing): Hey Sean, come listen to what I just told Christine!

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  • Sean 11:36 am on June 21, 2007 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: harry potter, , sex   

    (the mocking sean hour continues)

    jen: do you wear the sorting hat when you go online to harry potter sex chatrooms?
    sean: how do you think i get all the witches?
    jen: i really don’t want to think about that
    “I sort you into the house that dances around a little and takes off your clothes, and I sort you two into the house that gets a little drunk and makes out with each other at parties, and I sort you to the house that sits on my lap and laughs hilariously at everything I say. Accio condoms!”

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  • Stevem 3:06 pm on March 1, 2002 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , sex   

    Deter7: hey steve, where’s your favorite place to have sex?

    Auto response from SMcGheek: in class..

    Deter7: heheheh

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  • Sean 2:45 am on February 28, 2001 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: depression, sex   

    (after an advertisement on tv for some new medicine)

    alex: I hate when depression medicine gets in the way of my sex.
    sean: i hate when sex gets in the way of my depression

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  • Tobin 8:15 pm on April 15, 2000 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: sex   

    Tobin: Of all the things that are hard to sell, I don’t think sex is one of them
    Jen: I’ve had some difficulty….

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  • Jen 11:33 pm on November 1, 1999 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , sex,   

    Sean: What were they thinking? There’s no sex in the server room.

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  • Jen 4:54 pm on February 9, 1999 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , sex, , wtf   

    Mika: It’s not like when my mom and dad had sex and my dad hacked off my mom’s arm.
    Steve: Goodnight!

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