(Tyler enters the bar, covered in a layer of sweat from dancing for hours at a club)
Christine: Tyler, you’re really sweaty.
Tyler: Christine, you DON’T want to have sex with me. My wife has to hold up dish towels to my face when we do it because I sweat so much.
*shocked pause*
Tyler (gesturing): Hey Sean, come listen to what I just told Christine!
(most of us had recently seen the new movie ‘The Ring’)
lopaka: …7 days…
sean: cleaning a broom closet takes…7 days
jen: dissolving a body in acid takes…7 days
lopaka: 1 week is … 7 days
jen: 7 hours at work feels like…7 days
sean: the common cold can last…for 7 days
jen: lopaka, what really happens in 7 days?
sean: lopaka has not had a bowel movement..in 7 days
jen: TMI alert!
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