Jennifer: He wants me to solve all his problems like I’m the Fortran Fairy or something…
Monthly Archives: March 1999
It’s Messy
Christy and Sean on checking out CD’s to users Christy: Usually we take the driver’s license … First born child… Sean: Yeeeess. I’ve seen the baby bin.
True Love
Sean: I have my slinky. I don’t need you people.
No Tutu
Sean: Mr. Happy is a naked ballerina. [awkward pause] Sean: What? He is…
Marketable Skills
I was adjusting my package. {shakes her hips} I’m so good at it! Everyone should have a skill. -Christy
Forgotten Fourths?
Kash: You’re always last choice… Christine: …I’m not even sloppy seconds.
Jerk Jesus
Sean: I don’t think I’ve ever made baby Jesus cry. But I’ve tried. Oh, how I’ve tried.
Time to Switch Brands
Christy: Ew! There’s hair in my private time soda!
Distraction King
Wes: Hey, if you dangle a little shiny object in front of me, I’m there.