Naseem: I’m the most action this lab has ever seen.
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Christy: “I’m graduated. Like a cylinder.”
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Jennifer: He wants me to solve all his problems like I’m the Fortran Fairy or something…
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Sean: Mr. Happy is a naked ballerina.
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Christy: “I’m doing you… pay attention to me!”
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Christy: “I really wish there was meat in donuts. I really want a slab of meat and I don’t know why.”
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Josh: it would be nice if the other speaker worked
Sean: it’s full of heroinNote: the speaker is actually not filled with heroin
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“I have diplomatic immunity in Taiwan. If I ever go back, they can’t touch me.” – andy
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“Oh my god…this is so big…I don’t think I can get this in my mouth.” -Christy V. (e-mail her if you wanna know more)
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