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  • Christy 2:31 pm on June 3, 1999 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , scary writing   

    Sean: Yes I write all my letters from the bottom up. It’s freakish. If you saw me writing on a chalkboard you’d laugh. Just like my physics class.
    But they learned. (throws Mr. Happy at the floor demonically)

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  • Christy 5:32 pm on May 30, 1999 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: ,   

    Wes: I didn’t really like it [The Usual Suspects].
    Sean: It won best screenplay bitch.

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  • Christy 9:13 am on May 10, 1999 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: cooties, germs   

    (Referring to Wes’s chair)
    Christy: See, now you’re starting to sound like him … it’s the chair.
    Sean: I should disinfect this thing before I sit down.
    Christy: Ew. It’s got cooties.

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  • Christy 12:35 pm on May 1, 1999 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: college eating, health   

    Christy: I should go home and eat.
    Jennifer: Eating’s overrated. (as she stuffs a large handful of buttery popcorn into her mouth)

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  • Christy 2:37 pm on March 24, 1999 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , first born   

    Christy and Sean on checking out CD’s to users
    Christy: Usually we take the driver’s license … First born child…
    Sean: Yeeeess. I’ve seen the baby bin.

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  • Christy 7:55 pm on March 23, 1999 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: inanimate love   

    Sean: I have my slinky. I don’t need you people.

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  • Christy 10:40 am on February 27, 1999 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: eager beaver   

    Phil: Sean, do you want to answer some Mac questions?
    Sean: More than ever…
    Wes: Hey, he was answering some here!

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  • Christy 10:42 pm on February 3, 1999 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: fooling around, science   

    Christy: He was kind of like lab. We experimented frequently.

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  • Christy 8:17 am on January 16, 1999 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , wrestling   

    Sean: (to Wess as he attacks Christy without provocation) Is this what they taught you in combat? Find the nearest girl and pick a fight? Then your self-esteem will be sky high and you’ll be ready to fight the Iraqis.

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  • Christy 2:45 pm on December 18, 1998 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: leader,   

    Wes: Says who? I make the rules.

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  • Christy 11:47 am on December 17, 1998 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: youngun   

    Andy: How long have you skiied?
    Wes: Since I was 15.
    Sean: So for about a year and a half?

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  • Christy 5:48 pm on December 2, 1998 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: lips   

    Wes: Hey, hand me the Phillips. [screwdriver]
    Andy: Don’t call me Phil. You can call me Lips all you want.

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  • Christy 2:49 pm on November 14, 1998 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: cologne   

    Mike: Smells like sandwich over here… maybe it’s my new cologne…Sandwich.

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  • Christy 10:51 am on October 30, 1998 Permalink | Reply
    Tags:   

    Kashyap: Okay all you geeks. I got someone out in the labs who wants to take a two dimensional object and make it 3-D. Is there an easy way to do that?
    Christy: Tell her to cross her eyes.

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  • Christy 2:52 pm on October 1, 1998 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: bug ninja   

    Sean: Do you think a moth would set off the sensors?… cuz I had to kill one the other night just to make sure.

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  • Christy 2:53 pm on August 30, 1998 Permalink | Reply
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    Andy (to Christy): Why red? Why you like red so much…you a commie?

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  • Christy 12:54 pm on August 25, 1998 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: neuter,   

    Sean: Yup. Eunuchs are coming back in a big way.
    Mike: …Isn’t that what the new Mac OS is based on?
    Sean: You mean UNIX?

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  • Christy 2:55 pm on August 19, 1998 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: rules of attraction   

    Josh: Where’s the line drawn between attraction and sexual harrassment?
    Christy: When you drool on them.
    Mike: Yeah, now that’s love.

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  • Christy 6:58 pm on August 3, 1998 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: inedible, slugs   

    Debbie: (playing with the dirty yucky slug) God, I almost want to eat this stuff…just to taste it….Has anyone TRIED to wash this? (then she proceeded to make it dance.)

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  • Christy 3:00 pm on July 28, 1998 Permalink | Reply
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    I like cheese that tastes like ass.
    -Debbie

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  • Christy 3:01 pm on July 26, 1998 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: pure evil   

    I heard a rumor that you’re pure evil…is this true?
    -Sean

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  • Christy 12:02 pm on July 25, 1998 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: ,   

    There ain’t nothin’ in the world like 16 color porn.
    -Sean

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  • Christy 3:03 pm on July 19, 1998 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: psych   

    I think women get into psych because they have some fundamental pathology they think they can solve themselves. (points at Christy) Case in point.
    -Matt D.

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  • Christy 3:04 pm on July 15, 1998 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: reality   

    This is all in my head you realize. This isn’t real.
    -Andy

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  • Christy 10:05 pm on July 10, 1998 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: slackers   

    That is the ultimate in not wanting to get out of your damn chair…Damn, you’re lazy.  – Sean (to Christy)

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  • Christy 3:05 pm on June 28, 1998 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: naughty   

    Debbie: You know what they say about a dirty mouse?
    Christy: What, you have to wash it out with soap?
    Rob M. (to the mouse): You’re naughty.

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  • Christy 9:44 am on June 28, 1998 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: celebrities   

    Me and Michael Jackson you know (indicates her blotchy colored arm) – and we both like little boys – Debbie Yip

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  • Christy 3:08 pm on June 27, 1998 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: culture   

    Ray – It’s the oldest carriage horse parade in the country.
    Christy – Gee.
    Ray – You do have to have cultural empathy.

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  • Christy 10:09 am on June 26, 1998 Permalink | Reply
    Tags:   

    Matt D. – How does this program flow?
    Debbie  – Like butter baby.

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  • Christy 9:10 pm on June 24, 1998 Permalink | Reply
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    Christy: Why don’t you become a consultant?
    Debbie:  I don’t know…I don’t really like to deal with people.
    Christy: Debbie, you’re a receptionist!

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