Sean: Nobody watches German films…only perverts.
Monthly Archives: February 2007
Surprise Sex
Vy: You know. It’s like when you wake up, and your butt hurts, and you don’t know why.
Moisturized Sea Creatures
jen: giant squid used up all my jergens! sean: i tried to tell you! they’re totally selfish jen: it’s because of giant squid that i buy jergens to keep on my desk, and my own good lotion to keep in my desk. sean: smart.
New Challenger – Gremlins
Alien vs Predator Game hits a snag in the retelling Jen: I feel bad that gremlins got cut. maybe we SHOULD take out terminator. Wait – I know how to resolve this. Gremlins vs. Terminator! Sean: That’d take a shitload of gremlins. Jen: Fine, fine: A Shitload of Gremlins vs The Original Terminator! Sean: They’d …
Alien Vs. Everyone
Alien Vs. Predator – The Game! jen: here are the rules: somebody offers up somebody or something to fight against Alien. the other person decides the winner. jen: I’ll start: Alien versus Sasquatch! sean: oooh, tough one. as long as the alien didn’t get the drop on sassy, i think he could crush the alien …
Emoticon Breakdown
Phil S.: -6 Phil S.: wtf!? Phil S.: i mant Phil S.: :! Phil S.: omg! Phil S.: i can’t even smilie tonight Sean: you’re defective