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  • Lopaka 11:08 am on February 26, 2007 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: stereotypes   

    Sean: Nobody watches German films…only perverts.

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  • Lopaka 4:02 pm on January 23, 2007 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: boob, cruise   

    (Christine debates whether or not to go on a cruise.)
    Christine: I need a cabin-mate.
    Shasta: I’ll get Vince to go.
    Christine: Ok, but if I’m changing, he has to go into the bathroom. If he sees boob then I’m never going back to work again.

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  • Lopaka 12:02 am on February 28, 2006 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: mel brooks   

    overheard in CompUSA:
    “What!?! You’ve never seen that movie! It’s just the greatest movie EVER MADE…next to Space Balls.”

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  • Lopaka 11:40 am on December 14, 2005 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: alcohol, joke too far   

    lopaka: Drinking makes me feel good. I should drink more often.
    (everyone laughs)
    sean: That’s why I drink every night.
    (everyone laughs)
    sean: No, really.
    (everyone stares at sean)

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  • Lopaka 3:06 pm on September 28, 2005 Permalink | Reply
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    sean: two things I hate – Hitler and yogurt!

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  • Lopaka 10:46 am on November 23, 2004 Permalink | Reply
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    (Lopaka, Shasta, Andy and Dorothy at a sushi restaurant, Shasta was the only person given a knife and fork)

    Shasta: Is this because I’m white?

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  • Lopaka 3:59 pm on April 2, 2004 Permalink | Reply
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    sean: the whole day has been about paka’s hot dog!

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  • Lopaka 7:42 pm on April 16, 2000 Permalink | Reply
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    Wes:  Someone is going to send you an email.
    Lopaka:  Who?
    Wes:  What does this command do? (writing on whiteboard) grep –> quotes.html
    Lopaka:  Oh sh!t.  He erased the quotes page!!!!

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  • Lopaka 12:44 pm on January 20, 1999 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: advice   

    Sean giving SC advice to Billy
    Sean: Let your consultants think you know everything. If there is something you don’t know, just say it’s broken.

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  • Lopaka 11:47 am on June 22, 1998 Permalink | Reply
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    “Stop squeezing my fruit!”  –Christy

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