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Author Archives: Lambert
Also Drunk
Christy: “I’m graduated. Like a cylinder.”
Pascal Prince?
Jennifer: He wants me to solve all his problems like I’m the Fortran Fairy or something…
No Tutu
Sean: Mr. Happy is a naked ballerina. [awkward pause] Sean: What? He is…
Easily Distracted
Christy: “I’m doing you… pay attention to me!”
Meat Holes
Christy: “I really wish there was meat in donuts. I really want a slab of meat and I don’t know why.”
Handy Stash
Josh: it would be nice if the other speaker worked Sean: it’s full of heroin Note: the speaker is actually not filled with heroin
But They Can Shoot
“I have diplomatic immunity in Taiwan. If I ever go back, they can’t touch me.” – andy
That’s a Lamp
“Oh my god…this is so big…I don’t think I can get this in my mouth.” -Christy V. (e-mail her if you wanna know more)