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Lab Player

Naseem:  I’m the most action this lab has ever seen.

Posted byLambertJanuary 12, 2000January 30, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: experimentation, workplaceLeave a comment on Lab Player

Also Drunk

Christy: “I’m graduated.  Like a cylinder.”

Posted byLambertJune 21, 1999January 30, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: academicsLeave a comment on Also Drunk

Pascal Prince?

Jennifer:  He wants me to solve all his problems like I’m the Fortran Fairy or something…

Posted byLambertMarch 29, 1999January 30, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: programmingLeave a comment on Pascal Prince?

No Tutu

Sean: Mr. Happy is a naked ballerina. [awkward pause] Sean: What? He is…

Posted byLambertMarch 19, 1999Posted inUncategorizedTags: mr.happy, nudityLeave a comment on No Tutu

Easily Distracted

Christy:  “I’m doing you…  pay attention to me!”

Posted byLambertJanuary 11, 1999January 30, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: attentionLeave a comment on Easily Distracted

Meat Holes

Christy:  “I really wish there was meat in donuts.  I really want a slab of meat and I don’t know why.”

Posted byLambertJanuary 8, 1999January 30, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: food, grossLeave a comment on Meat Holes

Handy Stash

Josh: it would be nice if the other speaker worked Sean: it’s full of heroin Note: the speaker is actually not filled with heroin

Posted byLambertDecember 14, 1998January 30, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: drugsLeave a comment on Handy Stash

But They Can Shoot

“I have diplomatic immunity in Taiwan. If I ever go back, they can’t touch me.”   – andy

Posted byLambertJune 18, 1998January 30, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: immunity, lawsLeave a comment on But They Can Shoot

That’s a Lamp

“Oh my god…this is so big…I don’t think I can get this in my mouth.” -Christy V. (e-mail her if you wanna know more)

Posted byLambertJune 17, 1998January 30, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: oral fixationLeave a comment on That’s a Lamp

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