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  • Sean 5:04 pm on March 13, 2006 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: candy, easter,   

    sean: i’m eating easter candy. does that make me a bad jew?
    jen: you can’t eat the candy if you’ve killed our Lord.
    jen: unless, while he was being crucified, he was stuck with a spear and candy fell out
    sean: oooh. our lord the piƱata. the holy grail was actually a candy bowl!
    jen: i can’t decide if that was the most sacreligious thing i’ve ever thought. it certainly felt like it.
    sean: it’s pretty hilariously sacrilegious. i think the flames of hell are lapping at your heals a little bit more after that one
    jen: now i’m picturing mary magdalene wailing on the ground, gathering up hard candy in her headscarf.
    sean: she loved caramel almost as much as she loved that rascal jesus. in a platonic sort of way, of course.
    jen: who even knows with jesus. they probably played sex games where he covered her in Magic Shell then commanded her to RISE FROM THE DEAD! ”
    sean: deliciously naughty. they just etched your name into your seat in hell
    jen: this being, of course, where the tradition of hollow easter chocolate comes from.
    sean: ah. i wish they would have kept it the naked lady instead of the bunny
    jen: it’s a metaphor.
    sean: screw the metaphor, i want lady chocolate!
    jen: you’d screw that too.
    sean: it’d fall apart. and that just wouldn’t do.
    sean: jesus was all about the loose women and empty calories.

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  • Jen 4:39 pm on June 24, 1999 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: candy, fun dip,   

    Sean: I would never try to pressure you into opening up your Fun Dip.
    (Regarding the tasty tasty sugary snack pack, of course.)

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