(employee trying to upsell additional items at a chinese restaurant) Employee: Would you like our bbq chicken? Beth: Is it white meat or dark meat? Employee: It’s teriyaki!
Tag Archives: confusion
Writing Tips
tobin: writing, it’s like reading, but you don’t know what it says until you make it.
Swift Words
Wes: This chick’s not the swiftest branch on the tree. Sean: What does THAT mean? Wes: Not the smoothest goblin on the church. Not the spikiest mace in the dungeon. Not the sharpest spike on your track shoes. (a short time later…) Wes: Ok, maybe it doesn’t make a whole lotta sense when you read …
Still in the Office
Sean: Where am I? Jen and Alex: *blank stares* Sean: Oh yeah, I’m in the office.