(an asian sorority is giving out fundraiser fliers for Panda Express.) (meanwhile, in line) Girl (eyeing form in boyfriend’s hand): Do you really want to give them 20% of your money? Boyfriend: Hmm? Girl: You know. (whispers) The asians.
Tag Archives: overheard
I’m His Doctor
(as a Gunther concert lets out and the crowd disperses) Random Male Student: I’m not sure yet. He did ask me to taste his semen.
Pussy Squared?
(overheard on campus) Woman 1: It was the cat’s meow! Woman 2: I thought it was the cat’s pajamas. Woman 1: The cat’s vagina? Woman 2: Yeah, that’s totally it.
High School Teachers Tho…
(overheard outside a restaurant) Man: Nah, it won’t work out. Preschool teachers never give you a happy ending.
Safe Smoking
(overheard while eating lunch) Guy 1: I mean, you can stick a lit cigarette up your ass and nothing will happen. Guy 2: Well, you might get burned. Guy 1: Sure, but the filter should help with that.
Ready for My Closeup
“It doesn’t really matter to me, just as long as it’s tight on my ass.” – some college girl in a laundromat, referring to god knows what