Steve: My new balls arrived today, the bright yellow ones are very tacky. Like, they stick to each other a lot. Jen: You tell me about your balls a lot. Steve: I’ve only told you about my balls twice, I think. At least in recent memory. Jen: Twice seems like a lot when it’s your …
Tag Archives: politics
Warmongering H20
(standing in a group outside. a political operative approaches us, handing us free water with the label advertising for a local judicial candidate.) Shasta: Wait, I don’t know this guy. What if it’s evil poisoned republican water?
More of a Fascist
Andy (to Christy): Why red? Why you like red so much…you a commie?