Steve: My new balls arrived today, the bright yellow ones are very tacky. Like, they stick to each other a lot.
Jen: You tell me about your balls a lot.
Steve: I’ve only told you about my balls twice, I think. At least in recent memory.
Jen: Twice seems like a lot when it’s your brother telling you about how sticky and yellow they are, I guess.
Steve: Hahaha. It sounds dirty when you put it like that.
Jen: What, it JUST started sounding dirty? What’s it like being the vice president of Candyland?
Steve: Pretty sweet.
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Sean
(standing in a group outside. a political operative approaches us, handing us free water with the label advertising for a local judicial candidate.)
Shasta: Wait, I don’t know this guy. What if it’s evil poisoned republican water?
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Christy
Andy (to Christy): Why red? Why you like red so much…you a commie?
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