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  • Alex 11:27 am on August 20, 2002 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: hockey, sports   

    sean: yup. hockey is on
    alex: yea, hockey is where it’s at
    sean: hockey is da place
    alex: hockey in ya face
    sean: hockey – it’s a pants thing
    alex: hockey – not just for cows anymore
    sean: hockey – 4 out of 5 dentists agree, it’s greeeeaaat!
    alex: it would take 10 games of monopoly to equal the amount of hotels you can build in just one game of hockey!
    alex: women have one period a month, hockey has three in a night!
    sean: we’ve replaced alex’s golf with hockey, let’s see if he notices the difference..
    sean: when your wife leaves you, your truck breaks down, and your dog dies, turn to hockey. country music will only depress you
    alex: do sports really have the ability to hurt, mame, and kill you? sports do. -hockey
    sean: H E Double Hockey Sticks. Hockey, the choice of sport for the underworld
    alex: hockey: play it, you pussy
    sean: hockey: if you’re not bleeding and bruised, you’re not playing it right
    alex: hockey: teeth optional
    sean: this isn’t your mom’s hockey
    alex: hockey: it’s like soccer, but fun.
    sean: hockey: it’s like sex, but with more padding and a mouthguard. and slightly less penetration
    alex: on the road of life there is opera, and there is hockey. opera sucks
    sean: i came here to chew bubblegum and play hockey. and i’m all outta bubblegum
    alex: if you like to crush the competition, work in a team, go for the gold, and play to win: join the rowing team. if you like to fight: play hockey
    sean: chickens have no lips, worms have no arms, and football players have no necks. stop thinking about body parts and pick up your god damned hockey stick already
    sean: hockey: i ain’t wearin’ this cup because it’s fashionable
    alex: hockey: big gloves, big skates, big sticks… you figure it out
    alex: in the game of life you can be anything you want to be. but wouldn’t you just rather play hockey?
    sean: hockey: when we’re not making lists, we’re kicking your asses

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  • Sean 10:54 pm on June 5, 2002 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , sports   

    (while in Chilis, talking to an off duty waiter named Gregg. Gregg, btw, is the one that sings Happy Birthday opera style.)

    Avery: Oh yeah, so you like the lakers?
    Gregg: Yeah.
    (sometime later)
    (lakers score a basket)
    Avery: Woooooh. Show us your tits!
    (Gregg shakes his head, looks around as if to say “this girl is crazy”)

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