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  • Sean 1:46 pm on November 12, 2009 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: boobs, smurfs   

    (while talking on the phone)

    Sarah: So you want me to pick you up some blueberry oatmeal?
    Sean: What? Did you say bloobies?
    Sarah: No. What are bloobies?
    Sean: Sounds like a combination of blueberry and boobies.
    Sarah: Ugh.
    Sean: Smurf tits!
    Sarah: You’re disgusting.

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  • Jen 4:04 pm on May 30, 2008 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: boobs, dizzy   

    (Jen is wearing a dress with a small busy pattern.)

    Steve: Your dress is making me dizzy.
    Jen: Sorry, I never realized, since I don’t have to look at it.
    Steve: It’s like one of those posters with the hidden picture in it.
    Jen: Ha ha, Magic Eye! Yeah, I’ve got a sailboat hidden over here on my shoulder.
    Steve (making graphic hand gestures): Does it make, like, your boobs look bigger?
    Jen: HELLO? Inappropriate!
    Steve (musing): That would be GREAT.

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  • Sean 10:54 pm on June 5, 2002 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: boobs,   

    (while in Chilis, talking to an off duty waiter named Gregg. Gregg, btw, is the one that sings Happy Birthday opera style.)

    Avery: Oh yeah, so you like the lakers?
    Gregg: Yeah.
    (sometime later)
    (lakers score a basket)
    Avery: Woooooh. Show us your tits!
    (Gregg shakes his head, looks around as if to say “this girl is crazy”)

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  • Sean 4:20 pm on November 6, 2001 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: boobs,   

    Lora: fake boobs just walked in the library. she is very perky.
    Alex: would fake boobs WALK into a place, or bounce into a place?
    Lora: strut i think. boom bada boom bada boom.
    (and sometime later…)
    Alex: fake dick just walked into work. followed by his friend, real asshole.
    Sean: are they into one another?
    Alex: sort of in an out. very cyclical

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  • Anonymous 12:23 pm on February 1, 1999 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: boobs   

    Christine- I recognize you by the shape of your chest.

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  • Lopaka 11:47 am on June 22, 1998 Permalink | Reply
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    “Stop squeezing my fruit!”  –Christy

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