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  • Sean 12:58 pm on May 19, 2006 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , queries, women   

    (it continues)

    sean: i found “fucking women”
    jen: wow. so how many of those do you get?
    sean: 17 this month alone
    jen: i think you and i need to have a talk.
    jen: about all these fucking women.
    sean: man, i wish i had a women fucking problem
    jen: i don’t know how to tell you, but when all you’re doing is constantly fucking, women will never get a chance to know the real you.
    sean: that’s a chance i’m willing to take. for awhile at least.
    jen: gah, you broke form! all your sentences must contain the phrase “fucking women” in order for this to bump you up!
    jen: the goal is to make you #1 in fucking women.
    sean: damn! fucking women confused me
    sean: i didn’t know that fucking women were so elusive that one had to google for them
    jen: maybe they’re looking for fucking women techniques
    jen: maybe they live in utah, and you can’t find a fucking woman anywhere. only nonfucking women.
    sean: a damn shame. but i’m not sure a search engine ever helped any with fucking women. especially fucking religious women.
    jen: i can’t stand those fucking women.
    jen: with their vaginas and saving them for jesus.
    sean: jesus isn’t going to do anything with those vaginas! what a fucking waste. women. bah.
    jen: poor jesus.
    sean: he should really clue those women in. there’s a guy on google who could use that vagina.

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  • Sean 9:34 am on June 19, 2003 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: , , women   

    (while playing Metroid on the Gamecube)

    sean: …and this is the analyze mode. you can run around and analyze everything.
    andria: ooh, women are good at analyzing things.
    alex (chuckling): so where’s the over analyze button?

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  • Alex 12:13 pm on March 7, 2001 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: women   

    sean: we’re good.
    alex: TOO good.
    sean: if we were any gooder, we’d have to beat the women off with a stick. and i don’t mean ‘that’ stick.

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  • Alex 11:39 am on January 10, 2000 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: women,   

    Alex: I hear female voices
    Wes: I like females!!!!
    Jen: *sheepishly turns away and leaves with fear in her eyes*

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