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Monthly Archives: December 1999
Self Involved
Christy: I might go to the play by myself. Sean: You can’t go to a play with yourself. I mean, what would the two of you talk about? Christy: ummm, me.
Multimedia Strippers?
Alex: Hey Tobin, anything you need in the NMC? Tobin: Hmmm…. not really, maybe a stripper and some beer, but I’d settle for someone to come in and use the damn lab and ask questions.
Cat Secrets?
Sean: secrets secrets…places and things. fun with yarn, fun with string. Alex: *blank stare* Sean: I made that up.
Numbers Can Be Sexy
Sean: Meet me in the alley. Wear something slinky. Jen: What do you think I DO there? Sean: Web stuff…well, econ people are repressed, aren’t they?
Or a Muppet
Alex: When Sean types he moves his head and his mouth a lot. Christy: That’s cause he’s a puppet.
Micks?
Sean: Pick-Up-Stix… Chicks-With-uhh that’s not a good rhyme.
It’s Shiny
Christy: Look at this document I made today, isn’t it interesting? Sean: Yes, if that was hanging in the air, I’d definitely pay attention to that, as opposed to the air. *smug smile*
Big Heads
Alex: Josh stretched my sunglasses out when he put them on his big head.
Married With Scripts
(in threatening Austrian accents) Alex: I love Webmonkey. They taught me how to do Javascript. Sean: Why don’t you marry them? Alex: Maybe I will. Sean: Yes, and you’ll have orangutan children.
Common Bonds
Alex: I’m not a smart man. Jen: mmm, me neither.
They’ll Fling Poop
Christine: Our children will be like little monkeys. We’ll name them after ic staff. Ya know, like Seannifer. Or maybe Stevilly.
Fresh Paper
Tobin: I thought I needed more paper but everything’s under control now. I went out into the courtyard and cut a tree down. False alarm.
Illiterate Rabbit
Randall: What’s with this “little bunny foo foo?” Becca: You know. “Little bunny foo foo, hopping through the forest…” Randall: Ohh. I wasn’t read to as a child.