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But they have Fries

:While Sitting in line at the drive-thru: “I hate that I want penis”- Sarah “They stopped serving that at ten”-Max

Posted byMaxApril 10, 2007January 28, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: drivethru, penisLeave a comment on But they have Fries

Cock Clock

sean: if it can’t tell time AND make your penis bigger, then what use is it?!!

Posted byAlexDecember 2, 2005Posted inUncategorizedTags: penisLeave a comment on Cock Clock

So Much Dork

referring to something dorky sean: i haven’t seen dork like that since junior high gym class!

Posted byAlexNovember 2, 2005Posted inUncategorizedTags: nostalgia, penisLeave a comment on So Much Dork

Wear Pants Around Flames

steve m: ouch. boner burn!

Posted byAlexNovember 10, 2004February 2, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: penisLeave a comment on Wear Pants Around Flames

Hold the Mayo

sean: the whole day has been about paka’s hot dog!

Posted byLopakaApril 2, 2004February 2, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: penisLeave a comment on Hold the Mayo

MASSiVE

sean: oh yea, look at my massive 2 inches…

Posted byAlexJune 4, 2002Posted inUncategorizedTags: innuendo, penisLeave a comment on MASSiVE

He Has 3 Suggestions

lora: hey, is there any place we can put tobin’s huge package?!

Posted bySeanMarch 21, 2002Posted inUncategorizedTags: penisLeave a comment on He Has 3 Suggestions

That Many ‘Neeners’?

Sean tells Alex about a segment on Dateline NBC about a kid who was born a boy but raised a girl because his circumcision was botched. Sean: [continued]…hehe, that was the title. Alex: it was called “hehe”? Alex: that’s cruel. Sean: it was called “neener neener neener you don’t gotta weener”

Posted byAlexApril 17, 2000February 3, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: penisLeave a comment on That Many ‘Neeners’?

Micks?

Sean: Pick-Up-Stix… Chicks-With-uhh that’s not a good rhyme.

Posted byRandallDecember 16, 1999January 31, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: penisLeave a comment on Micks?

A Real Man Now

Billy at Carrow’s: “Look everyone, i can make the snake grow.”

Posted byStevemJune 15, 1999February 2, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: penis, pubertyLeave a comment on A Real Man Now

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