sean: you’re a very helpful man. hell, i was just talking to my doctor the other day, and i told him how helpful you were in removing my spleen with a spork, a dirty rock, and a pair of tongs. alex: you didn’t tell him my name, did you? sean: no, i sorta passed out. …
Monthly Archives: June 2002
She Screams that Everywhere
(while in Chilis, talking to an off duty waiter named Gregg. Gregg, btw, is the one that sings Happy Birthday opera style.) Avery: Oh yeah, so you like the lakers? Gregg: Yeah. (sometime later) (lakers score a basket) Avery: Woooooh. Show us your tits! (Gregg shakes his head, looks around as if to say “this …
Helps Pass The Time
Paka: What?? I’m not drunk enough to drive!
MASSiVE
sean: oh yea, look at my massive 2 inches…