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Monthly Archives: April 2007
Renowned Storytime Part 2
(the story continues…) Jen: “Sean sat frozen in his chair and shook with terrifying fear. This, he realized was not checkmate at all, but rather checkmate and then his opponent set fire to the checkerboard and laughed maniacally, because he had turned out to be some type of maniac.” Sean: “Flashmaster Jay, who was a …
Renowned Storytime Part 1
Sean has forwarded Jen an article (http://byneddiejingo.blogspot.com/2006/04/et-in-arcadia-ego.html). An IM conversation happens. Sean: “Renowned systems administrator Sean sat down in his second floor office. He lunged for the keyboard, because lunging is a much better word then ‘reached’.” Jen: “At the sound of a tapping in the doorway Sean froze and whirled around in his chair, …
Quick or Easy To Please?
(While Alex and Billy are getting ready to go out.) Alex: I really love blowjobs. Billy (sultry): Close the door. Alex (to everyone waiting in the hall): I’ll be 30 seconds. {the door closes}
But they have Fries
:While Sitting in line at the drive-thru: “I hate that I want penis”- Sarah “They stopped serving that at ten”-Max
Crispy Death Treats
::While Discussing talking food the conversation turned to Snap Crackle and Pop:: “Its hard to eat a breakfast cereal when its in its death throes”