(Heard by people in the lobby while I was complaining about an upgrade) Me: I don’t want to spend Friday night waiting for some dude to call!
Monthly Archives: May 2008
Magic Eye Boobs
(Jen is wearing a dress with a small busy pattern.) Steve: Your dress is making me dizzy. Jen: Sorry, I never realized, since I don’t have to look at it. Steve: It’s like one of those posters with the hidden picture in it. Jen: Ha ha, Magic Eye! Yeah, I’ve got a sailboat hidden over …
So Creepy
Jen: Creepy. Sean: It’s a small and creepy world.
Shy Hyena?
Steve: I suspect that he misdiagnosed shyness as a hernia.
Just the Rudest
a man wearing a cowboy hat at a night club approaches Jen from behind. he stands inches away, dancing suggestively behind her Christine: Jen, don’t turn around. Jen turns around. Jen (to the cowboy): Fuck off! You’re so very rude! Fuck off! Cowboy stammers a bit, then leaves. later Cowyboy: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean …