Josh: Sean, do you personify yourself through Mr. Happy? Sean: No…. Jennifer: Does that mean Sean has an ass button? (A few minutes later.) Sean:I don’t have an ass button. Mr. Happy doesn’t have an ass button. (Pauses for thoughtful ponderance.)
Author Archives: Jen
Jerk Jesus
Sean: I don’t think I’ve ever made baby Jesus cry. But I’ve tried. Oh, how I’ve tried.
Distraction King
Wes: Hey, if you dangle a little shiny object in front of me, I’m there.
Suck All Around
Jennifer: So, you’ve spent an entire day trying to make something work, and it still sucks. Mike: That’s my job.
I Pay Well
Josh: I’m my own bitch
It was All Consensual
Mika: It’s not like when my mom and dad had sex and my dad hacked off my mom’s arm. Steve: Goodnight!
Marathon ‘Mousing’
Mike: Sometimes on heavy mousing days, I switch hands to give my wrist a rest. (Sean only heard the last half of this sentence.)