Narfa5 (2:46:57 PM): stupid physics lab
Narfa5 (2:47:07 PM): it hates me and i hate it more
JenRHock (2:57:05 PM): i hate you too.
Narfa5 (2:57:38 PM): i think you and physics lab would get along well
JenRHock (2:58:46 PM): we should have babies.
Narfa5 (2:59:03 PM): mmm…little vectors
Narfa5 (2:59:42 PM): you could throw them off cliffs and they’d tell you what their velocity was at the time of impact
JenRHock (3:00:05 PM): you’d be a wonderful mother.
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Dawn, in AIM: “argh! all i want is freaking jungle love by steve miller band! is that too much to ask?”
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“ooh, found steve meisner band: jammin! polkas.”
(even later…)
“oh yeah, this polka is jammin! “ -
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(After a commercial for K-Y Jelly.)
Jen: K-Y Jelly, for when you just don’t do it for her.
Alex: But still want her to do it for you.
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Christine, rubbing the back of Wes’s head: He could have been a golden retriever in another life.
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Wes: Whaddya mean COULDA been? -
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(Andy walks in out of the rain.)
Andy: Can you toss me a rag?
(Jennifer tosses him a rag.)
Andy (wiping off his computer case): Oh, my poor baby… -
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Christine: He was so cute…”You’re the cutest little Nazi I ever saw.”
(Regarding Edward Norton in American History X)
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Alex: “Dark khaki” sounds stupid.
Sean: It has a hex value: DDB76B.
Jen: DFB33B (flustered)…f#ck!
Sean: Sorry, you can’t code for “f#ck”.
Alex: Yeah, and I would make my background color “f#ck”. (Jennifer falls down on the floor dying of coke burns…see below.)
Sean: Yes, and it would induce orgasm on page loading. -
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Alex: Do you care about me, Sean?
Sean: No one cares about your silly-a$$ style sheets.
Alex: There goes your ride home, sh!tface.
(And later…)Alex: Know what I like about Jen? Nothing. -
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Alex (while struggling with style sheets): F#cking sh!th@le!
F#cking Randall! It always works when he does it! I hate him with all of my hate! -
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Sean: I fail to see what that has to do with anything.
Alex: Why don’t you shut the f#ck up?!? Ever think of THAT, jerkwad? -
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(regarding simile)
Wes: I never had any hick relatives growing up, so I didn’t learn these things like Sean.
Sean: What, like English? -
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Wes: This chick’s not the swiftest branch on the tree.
Sean: What does THAT mean?
Wes: Not the smoothest goblin on the church.
Not the spikiest mace in the dungeon.
Not the sharpest spike on your track shoes.(a short time later…)
Wes: Ok, maybe it doesn’t make a whole lotta sense when you read it, but the first time you hear it…..yeah…. -
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Sean: When you can hear the ocean, that means you’re no longer connected to RBT.
Alex: It also means you’re drowning.
Sean: Which is less of a concern. -
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(While enduring a long, silent wait on RBT.)
Jen: Should I hang up and call again?
Sean and Alex: NO!
Alex: That’s not even funny to joke about. -
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Sean: Oh, yeah, you’re my friend. Now I’ll kill you fast, instead of slow.
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Sean: Meet me in the alley. Wear something slinky.
Jen: What do you think I DO there?
Sean: Web stuff…well, econ people are repressed, aren’t they? -
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Alex: Josh stretched my sunglasses out when he put them on his big head.
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(in threatening Austrian accents)
Alex: I love Webmonkey. They taught me how to do Javascript.
Sean: Why don’t you marry them?
Alex: Maybe I will.
Sean: Yes, and you’ll have orangutan children. -
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Alex: Teriyaki makes me messy.
Sean: I thought everything made you messy.
(and later…)
Alex: If I would think for about two seconds, I might not be on the quotes page so often…quit giggling! -
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Sean: You don’t just do things for no reason.
Chris and Jen: Wes does. -
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Sean: You know, when you get bored in the server room, there’s only two alternatives.
Randall: What’s the other one? -
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Sean: What were they thinking? There’s no sex in the server room.
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Jen: Don’t touch me.
Sean: I get that a lot. -
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Sean: Man Banner. BRUCE Banner!
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Alex: Do you like HANDY SNACKS? Perhaps you’re a fan… of big ass ham. Big ass ham!
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Randall (while calling to cover a shift): Uh…yes…can I speak to….hang on a sec…(tries to figure out which consultant he’s calling)…wait…(hangs up and bursts into hysterical laughter)
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Sean (age 22): How do you spell “senile”?
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Sean: I would never try to pressure you into opening up your Fun Dip.
(Regarding the tasty tasty sugary snack pack, of course.) -
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Alex: I know how to stroke.
Christy: Your mama taught you that.
Alex: You taught me that! You sat me down and taught me how to stroke an image. -
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Sean (to Wes): Can you have one meal where you don’t have mayonnaise on your face?
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