Josh: Sean, do you personify yourself through Mr. Happy?
Sean: No….
Jennifer: Does that mean Sean has an ass button?
(A few minutes later.)
Sean:I don’t have an ass button. Mr. Happy doesn’t have an ass button.
(Pauses for thoughtful ponderance.)
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Sean: I don’t think I’ve ever made baby Jesus cry. But I’ve tried. Oh, how I’ve tried.
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Wes: Hey, if you dangle a little shiny object in front of me, I’m there.
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Jennifer: So, you’ve spent an entire day trying to make something work, and it still sucks.
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Josh: I’m my own bitch
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Mika: It’s not like when my mom and dad had sex and my dad hacked off my mom’s arm.
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Mike: Sometimes on heavy mousing days, I switch hands to give my wrist a rest.
(Sean only heard the last half of this sentence.)
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