(while talking on the phone) Sarah: So you want me to pick you up some blueberry oatmeal? Sean: What? Did you say bloobies? Sarah: No. What are bloobies? Sean: Sounds like a combination of blueberry and boobies. Sarah: Ugh. Sean: Smurf tits! Sarah: You’re disgusting.
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Magic Eye Boobs
(Jen is wearing a dress with a small busy pattern.) Steve: Your dress is making me dizzy. Jen: Sorry, I never realized, since I don’t have to look at it. Steve: It’s like one of those posters with the hidden picture in it. Jen: Ha ha, Magic Eye! Yeah, I’ve got a sailboat hidden over …
She Screams that Everywhere
(while in Chilis, talking to an off duty waiter named Gregg. Gregg, btw, is the one that sings Happy Birthday opera style.) Avery: Oh yeah, so you like the lakers? Gregg: Yeah. (sometime later) (lakers score a basket) Avery: Woooooh. Show us your tits! (Gregg shakes his head, looks around as if to say “this …
Bada Boom
Lora: fake boobs just walked in the library. she is very perky. Alex: would fake boobs WALK into a place, or bounce into a place? Lora: strut i think. boom bada boom bada boom. (and sometime later…) Alex: fake dick just walked into work. followed by his friend, real asshole. Sean: are they into one …
All About Boob
Christine- I recognize you by the shape of your chest.
Fresh Check
“Stop squeezing my fruit!” –Christy