Sarah: Nothing takes the romance out of a moment like stepping on a slug. (runs off into the bathroom to wipe off her foot)
Tag Archives: gross
Don’t Ask Questions
tobin: i found a cuban in my mom’s underwear drawer once.
Time to Switch Brands
Christy: Ew! There’s hair in my private time soda!
Meat Holes
Christy: “I really wish there was meat in donuts. I really want a slab of meat and I don’t know why.”
Storytime is Over
(excerpt from the critically acclaimed short, “NeXT Storage: The Velvet Underbelly”) Sean: You were sitting on the beach. Reading? Christy: Well, yes. I was searching for the intellectual short beachgoer… (time passes) Christy: He was suckling the child to his womb. Sean: So then he was kind to small children? Wait. That’s disgusting! -Anonymous