(passing by a college student on her phone) Woman: No no. I was surrounded by a bunch of pretentious cunts.
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Vagina 2.0
(while discussing what to doodle at our next pub quiz night) Jen: i thought of a way better idea for the back of Sheet 4 tomorrow “TRUE and INTERESTING Facts About Vaginas Not Appearing in Tonight’s Program” 1) “The modern day vagina was invented in 1832 by George Washington Carver, who also discovered over 300 …
Vagina Hubris
sean: the new trend seems to be viagra emails with random text from LOTR inserted at the end jen: so eventually you’ll have the whole book sean: “there are a lot more amazed vaginas in this story than i remember from the movie.” jen: “Quaking in fear, Frodo beheld the horrible spider. From behind him …
Pussy Squared?
(overheard on campus) Woman 1: It was the cat’s meow! Woman 2: I thought it was the cat’s pajamas. Woman 1: The cat’s vagina? Woman 2: Yeah, that’s totally it.