I like cheese that tastes like ass. -Debbie
Monthly Archives: July 1998
Evil is so Subjective
I heard a rumor that you’re pure evil…is this true? -Sean
16 Shades of Naked
There ain’t nothin’ in the world like 16 color porn. -Sean
Pscyh!
I think women get into psych because they have some fundamental pathology they think they can solve themselves. (points at Christy) Case in point. -Matt D.
Is This the Matrix?
This is all in my head you realize. This isn’t real. -Andy
Just Sometimes?
Sometimes I wish I wore diapers. — Christy
Lazy Going
That is the ultimate in not wanting to get out of your damn chair…Damn, you’re lazy. – Sean (to Christy)
Storytime is Over
(excerpt from the critically acclaimed short, “NeXT Storage: The Velvet Underbelly”) Sean: You were sitting on the beach. Reading? Christy: Well, yes. I was searching for the intellectual short beachgoer… (time passes) Christy: He was suckling the child to his womb. Sean: So then he was kind to small children? Wait. That’s disgusting! -Anonymous