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Porn War III

Sean: Nobody watches German films…only perverts.

Posted byLopakaFebruary 26, 2007February 2, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: stereotypesLeave a comment on Porn War III

What Happens on the Cruise Stays…

(Christine debates whether or not to go on a cruise.) Christine: I need a cabin-mate. Shasta: I’ll get Vince to go. Christine: Ok, but if I’m changing, he has to go into the bathroom. If he sees boob then I’m never going back to work again.

Posted byLopakaJanuary 23, 2007February 2, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: boob, cruiseLeave a comment on What Happens on the Cruise Stays…

Modern Classics

overheard in CompUSA: “What!?! You’ve never seen that movie! It’s just the greatest movie EVER MADE…next to Space Balls.”

Posted byLopakaFebruary 28, 2006February 2, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: mel brooksLeave a comment on Modern Classics

Bourbon Tears

lopaka: Drinking makes me feel good. I should drink more often. (everyone laughs) sean: That’s why I drink every night. (everyone laughs) sean: No, really. (everyone stares at sean)

Posted byLopakaDecember 14, 2005February 2, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: alcohol, joke too farLeave a comment on Bourbon Tears

And Maybe Cottage Cheese

sean: two things I hate – Hitler and yogurt!

Posted byLopakaSeptember 28, 2005February 2, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: food, nazisLeave a comment on And Maybe Cottage Cheese

No, You’re Wearing Mittens

(Lopaka, Shasta, Andy and Dorothy at a sushi restaurant, Shasta was the only person given a knife and fork) Shasta: Is this because I’m white?

Posted byLopakaNovember 23, 2004February 2, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: racismLeave a comment on No, You’re Wearing Mittens

Hold the Mayo

sean: the whole day has been about paka’s hot dog!

Posted byLopakaApril 2, 2004February 2, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: penisLeave a comment on Hold the Mayo

Unix Danger

Wes:  Someone is going to send you an email. Lopaka:  Who? Wes:  What does this command do? (writing on whiteboard) grep –> quotes.html Lopaka:  Oh sh!t.  He erased the quotes page!!!!

Posted byLopakaApril 16, 2000February 2, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: geek, oopsLeave a comment on Unix Danger

Management Skills

Sean giving SC advice to Billy Sean: Let your consultants think you know everything. If there is something you don’t know, just say it’s broken.

Posted byLopakaJanuary 20, 1999Posted inUncategorizedTags: adviceLeave a comment on Management Skills

Fresh Check

“Stop squeezing my fruit!”  –Christy

Posted byLopakaJune 22, 1998February 2, 2010Posted inUncategorizedTags: boobsLeave a comment on Fresh Check

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