Sean: Nobody watches German films…only perverts.
Author Archives: Lopaka
What Happens on the Cruise Stays…
(Christine debates whether or not to go on a cruise.) Christine: I need a cabin-mate. Shasta: I’ll get Vince to go. Christine: Ok, but if I’m changing, he has to go into the bathroom. If he sees boob then I’m never going back to work again.
Modern Classics
overheard in CompUSA: “What!?! You’ve never seen that movie! It’s just the greatest movie EVER MADE…next to Space Balls.”
Bourbon Tears
lopaka: Drinking makes me feel good. I should drink more often. (everyone laughs) sean: That’s why I drink every night. (everyone laughs) sean: No, really. (everyone stares at sean)
And Maybe Cottage Cheese
sean: two things I hate – Hitler and yogurt!
No, You’re Wearing Mittens
(Lopaka, Shasta, Andy and Dorothy at a sushi restaurant, Shasta was the only person given a knife and fork) Shasta: Is this because I’m white?
Hold the Mayo
sean: the whole day has been about paka’s hot dog!
Unix Danger
Wes: Someone is going to send you an email. Lopaka: Who? Wes: What does this command do? (writing on whiteboard) grep –> quotes.html Lopaka: Oh sh!t. He erased the quotes page!!!!
Management Skills
Sean giving SC advice to Billy Sean: Let your consultants think you know everything. If there is something you don’t know, just say it’s broken.
Fresh Check
“Stop squeezing my fruit!” –Christy