Sean (via IM): man, why does everyone have a monkey to love but me?!
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Poppycock
DEM0NH00D:new topic! LAM0NT: Fiddle faddle…any thoughts? DEM0NH00D: not as good as poppycock! LAM0NT: I’m not eating anything with the word cock in it DEM0NH00D: that’s not what i hear DEM0NH00D: :p LAM0NT: suck my poppy
The Burger King of England
lamont: Taco Bell has no bell demonhood: mcdonalds is not irish demonhood: or scottish even lamont: Pizza Hut is run by humans not Hutts demonhood: there is no royalty at burger king lamont: Jack in the Box and Carl’s Junior are both utterly perverse names demonhood: wendy’s doesn’t even serve wendy burgers anymore lamont: And …
Sandbagged
Dawn: there’s a river running in the grass outside my backdoor Jen: they might have to sandbag your porch. they do that some years there. Dawn: darn 1st floor apartment Jen: a river runs through it. Dawn: unless Brad Pitt is in that river, i don’t want it in my apartment.
Stop
stephenmhock: what would have happened if MC Hammer had really liked water? Auto response from Narfa5: shower time.
Laser Laser
alexatitp: laser tag bazooka? DEM0NH00D: hehe, that’s just nuts alexatitp: laser tag nerve gas alexatitp: laser tag demoralizing propoganda… DEM0NH00D: laser tag barbed wire DEM0NH00D: laser tag suicide pill alexatitp: laser tag wartime brothel DEM0NH00D: laser tag VD alexatitp: laser tag pine box / battleship sea burial kit DEM0NH00D: laser tag insignia wrapped over coffin …
Restrain the One You Love
DEM0NH00D: pretty cheap averybridgette: whats cheap averybridgette: your prostitute? DEM0NH00D: yeah DEM0NH00D: she fell apart DEM0NH00D: i was disappointed DEM0NH00D: couldn’t even get my money back averybridgette: at least you have the sheep DEM0NH00D: i mean, that was bus fare averybridgette: and your handcuffs DEM0NH00D: the sheep will never leave me DEM0NH00D: because i have …
Geography Major
SMcGheek: nah. you see that thing about greenland? rehren: no, what is it? SMcGheek: slashdot.org rehren: iceland you mean? SMcGheek: ya SMcGheek: same thing 😉 rehren: it is? SMcGheek: no SMcGheek: joking
Our Lord’s Paper Towel
While discussing a Catholic mass Dawn had recently attended… Narfa5 (1:57:39 PM): and i probably would have really gone off when i drank the wine Narfa5 (1:57:47 PM): they were using the communal cup too Narfa5 (1:57:50 PM): which is icky JenRHock (1:58:01 PM): no, no no! they wipe it with the Napkin of Our …
Gang Gagging
alexatitp (10:45:31 AM): lolly gaggling and tom foolery are sure paths to raddness ruination stealthjeffer (10:46:11 AM): i don’t know about you, but i wouldn’t mind gagging lolly.
Beats Lectures
Deter7: hey steve, where’s your favorite place to have sex? Auto response from SMcGheek: in class.. Deter7: heheheh
Peachy Preteens
the conversation (after closing the window 3 times already) (16:47:58) peachesNcreamez: really no joke whats your real name (16:48:18) smcgheek: hey. im trying to get some work done here. would you mind not bothering me? (16:48:56) peachesNcreamez: do you know katie (16:49:22) smcgheek: go do some algebra homework (16:49:30) peachesNcreamez: no (16:49:35) peachesNcreamez: dont have …
Emotional Rollercoaster
alexatitp: that is really weird SMcGheek: yuppers alexatitp: yuppers? SMcGheek: yup alexatitp: steve, is that you? SMcGheek: ya SMcGheek: i dont know what came over me. im sorry. SMcGheek: [shame] alexatitp: [embarrasment] SMcGheek: [vengance] alexatitp: [fear] SMcGheek: [rage] alexatitp: [dirty underpants] SMcGheek: [slaughter] alexatitp: [death?] SMcGheek: [guilt] SMcGheek: [denial] alexatitp: [haunting] SMcGheek: [acceptance] alexatitp: [appearance …
Constant Carry
rehren: i’ll install it after work. rehren: i have the cd in my pocket SMcGheek: hah. ok. SMcGheek: just walkin around with software on you, eh? rehren: always
Polka Rockin
Dawn, in AIM: “argh! all i want is freaking jungle love by steve miller band! is that too much to ask?” (and later…) “ooh, found steve meisner band: jammin! polkas.” (even later…) “oh yeah, this polka is jammin! “
Tripping on Turkey
(theorizing on why Sean had a strange hallucination the morning before) JennH: You must have eaten something bad. Sean: i figured that i was either hallucinating or i had become a very powerful warlock in my sleep JennH: Like week old milk or something. Sean: no dairy products either, although i had fast food for …
Whoopa!
begin aim conversation: ICnerd: blizzablam! TycoonAlex: whaboom! ICnerd: chachink! kablam! TycoonAlex: fzzzpop whoopa! ICnerd: pshhhhhiitt… kaboooom! TycoonAlex: vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaa klazaam! ICnerd: chuggachuggachugga whammo! TycoonAlex: the chugga chugga stopped me. that one was too good ICnerd: i was seriously cracking up.. hard to type.. that was a good game.. same time, next week? end aim conversation
Multitasking Woes
Alex:Â I could be downloading some serious porn right now if it weren’t for all these damn AIM conversations.