tobin: I think I prefer “songs to which one ought to eat twat” for an album title, reserving “cunilingus ditty” for the hit single. Other songs include “greasy smile”, “it only smells like fish”, “I found the boat, where’s the man”, and the anthem sing-a-long “tasty pink taco”
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Coffin Stereos
(online conversation via broadcast messages) Steve: anyone else hear those sirens on campus? Sean: some power transformer blow up again or something? Jen: if you all die, I get your stereos Steve: granted Alex: i’d like to be burried with my stereo playing ‘tell me something good’ Sean: much better choice than queen’s ‘another one …
Polka Rockin
Dawn, in AIM: “argh! all i want is freaking jungle love by steve miller band! is that too much to ask?” (and later…) “ooh, found steve meisner band: jammin! polkas.” (even later…) “oh yeah, this polka is jammin! “
Polytheism Wins
“All those gods you made up in your head are figments of your imagination!” – Yelled by a man outside of a concert (Tori Amos, no less) carrying a sign that read “TRUST JESUS OR BURN IN HELL”