(while discussing sexual “oops” moments at the local pub) Brian: ‘Oops’ is a myth even in my most drunken moments. There’s no oops. That would be like a girl saying “Oops, I went down on you with my nostril!” True story, a girl did actually go down on me once with her nostril…
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The State Adds 40lbs
[Dawn shows off her new driver’s license picture.] Randall: Wow, you look kind of fat. (Everyone is shocked.) Randall: I mean, because you’re actually so skinny… I should think before I talk.
Unix Danger
Wes: Someone is going to send you an email. Lopaka: Who? Wes: What does this command do? (writing on whiteboard) grep –> quotes.html Lopaka: Oh sh!t. He erased the quotes page!!!!
SexEd Deficiency
“And I have no idea which hole to plug it into…” – Chris L.