:While Sitting in line at the drive-thru: “I hate that I want penis”- Sarah “They stopped serving that at ten”-Max
Tag Archives: penis
Cock Clock
sean: if it can’t tell time AND make your penis bigger, then what use is it?!!
So Much Dork
referring to something dorky sean: i haven’t seen dork like that since junior high gym class!
Wear Pants Around Flames
steve m: ouch. boner burn!
Hold the Mayo
sean: the whole day has been about paka’s hot dog!
MASSiVE
sean: oh yea, look at my massive 2 inches…
He Has 3 Suggestions
lora: hey, is there any place we can put tobin’s huge package?!
That Many ‘Neeners’?
Sean tells Alex about a segment on Dateline NBC about a kid who was born a boy but raised a girl because his circumcision was botched. Sean: [continued]…hehe, that was the title. Alex: it was called “hehe”? Alex: that’s cruel. Sean: it was called “neener neener neener you don’t gotta weener”
Micks?
Sean: Pick-Up-Stix… Chicks-With-uhh that’s not a good rhyme.
A Real Man Now
Billy at Carrow’s: “Look everyone, i can make the snake grow.”