while playing super mario brothers 3 alex: a ba-bomb! *grabs ba-bomb*. let’s go, ba-bomb! *alex dies holding a ba-bomb* billy: you ba-blew it! all: *painful groan* billy: oooo ba-billy…
Monthly Archives: March 2001
Tripping on Turkey
(theorizing on why Sean had a strange hallucination the morning before) JennH: You must have eaten something bad. Sean: i figured that i was either hallucinating or i had become a very powerful warlock in my sleep JennH: Like week old milk or something. Sean: no dairy products either, although i had fast food for …
Why Beat Them Though
sean: we’re good. alex: TOO good. sean: if we were any gooder, we’d have to beat the women off with a stick. and i don’t mean ‘that’ stick.
He Never Wears Pants
alex: some like it hot but some sweat when the heat is on. tobin: some like it cold but some shiver when their pants are gone.
Fat and Wooden?
(also from the little yellow sheet at Jen’s b’day.) (Tobin’s seemed inable to come up with something funny for the sheet. So someone wrote a theory about why that was the case..) Tobin’s got writer’s cock. childish, yes, but it’s even funnier because someone thought this phrase important enough to write it on the same …
No Maps Though
(from the little yellow sheet at Jen’s b’day.) (in regards to Gabe’s much maligned major) So, if a geography major gets lost, does he get kicked out of the major? –sean No, they just give him a rock hammer and call it close enough. –anon
K-Y Ad
(After a commercial for K-Y Jelly.) Jen: K-Y Jelly, for when you just don’t do it for her. Alex: But still want her to do it for you.