tobin: i found a cuban in my mom’s underwear drawer once.
Monthly Archives: March 2002
They Love Bud Light
alex: dude, i was hitting that beer bong like a 4 year old!
He Has 3 Suggestions
lora: hey, is there any place we can put tobin’s huge package?!
Ugly All Around
(while watching a seinfeld outtake) alex: if i had to be an ugly old man, i’d want to be jerry stiller. tobin: if i had to be an ugly old man… i’d want to be your mom.
The Chin Misses Them So
echo conversation: tobin: I’ll go grab one. alex: grab something else for me, would ya? MY NUTS tobin: where’d you leave ’em? I couldn’t find ’em in their regular place…. MY CHIN
Whizz
(alex, while writing a paper for class) i feel a surge of genius coming or is that urine? whoops. it was urine
Beats Lectures
Deter7: hey steve, where’s your favorite place to have sex? Auto response from SMcGheek: in class.. Deter7: heheheh